Sunday, 25 December 2011

Happy New Year


WarPo Productions releases its first blockbuster film, "Exploring Aotearoa/New Zealand," just in time for the Solstice/Xmas season. As VIP audience members, you have been given free viewing rights to this epic story. Here are some of the initial reviews...

"This puts Peter Jackson to shame, his Middle Earth does not compare. This is a shoo-in for an oscar. And of course I like the idea of having a more equal role relative to those dreadful hobbits."
— Gollum

" There are some pretty stunning roots and trunks in here, but the Kauri are a bit stocky if you ask me. I am nominating myself for "best looking flora in an action adventure story."
— Treebeard the Ent

To download and view this stunning new masterpiece, right click (or control click on the link below). It will download to your regular download locale. It will take a couple of hours, plus or minus depending on the speed of your internet. It is about 700 mb, 25% of the size of a feature film. Once it is done, double click to watch it.  Watch it in full screen with good audio.


Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Feathered Friends

There are no native mammals in New Zealand, though sadly a number of introduced species (possums, stoats, rats, etc.) have been wreaking havoc in the forests and killing birds and eating their eggs. Still, big efforts are being made to control their populations and they are mostly nocturnal. You rarely see mammals in the day. But there are lots of wonderful and unique birds. Here are some of the pictures we have taken with a little insight into our view of them (anthropomorphasized of course). A number of these pictures were taken on a wonderful day in which we rented kayaks and headed out into the Okorito Swamp, the largest coastal estuary in New Zealand on the west coast of the South Island. It was a spectacular day with the Southern Alps in the background. We wandered from the outlet through the mud flats and up into the rainforest.


Tui: “I am New Zealand!”
Wherever and whenever I hear the Tui (the bizarre and beautiful series of calls that sound like a happy creaky rusty iron gate closing), I will think of New Zealand. A friendly, beautiful bird that flits about sucking nectar from flowering trees (this is the one web picture as despite seeing lots of Tuis, we have no good photo of one. Everything else below is one of our photos.)



Spoonbills: Dressed to Kill
Watching spoonbills siphon mud through their bills is like watching the avian version of a guy on a beach with a metal detector searching for spare change.


Kototuku (White Heron): The Predator
Sleek, quick and flexible, fish do not stand a chance.


Kea (Mountain Parrot): Major Mischief— the Smart Aleck
Reputedly the smartest bird in the world and smarter than a monkey. When bored, likes to amuse oneself by breaking into cars, destroying rubber objects such as windshield wipers, stealing shiny objects (sunglasses), etc. Very personable and approachable but don’t be fooled!



Torea (Pied Oyster Catcher): The Temperamental Comic
It always takes two to tangle and they are not low key (they hang out in pairs). They will send you a laughable call one moment and “call you out” the next one if you do not get with the plan or get to close.


Red Billed Gull: The Thief
Prettier than some of their cousins, but no less skilled when it comes to food theft.


Parekareka (Spotted Shag): The Sensitive Stylist
They won’t let you close and they show off numbers of elegant positions as they perch and dry their wings.


Kereru (New Zealand Pigeon): Royalty
They love to perch high above you with royal elegance and colours.


Weka: The Rascal
On first blush they resemble a duck, but then they seem like a wild chicken. Oh my, the lengths they will go to as they try and sneak some food from your pot. Persistent, but not the sharpest tack in the pile.



Birds of the Field:
There are lots of little ones flitting about, mostly worried that you could be a threat.


The Moa: Lost and Found
The amazing flightless bird that ruled the land until the Maori wiped them out for food several hundred years ago before the Europeans arrived. We found these in a sculpture garden.

Saturday, 3 December 2011

"Doom"sday

Our string of good weather, good luck and spectacular New Zealand scenery is about to be put to the ultimate test as we head out across the alpine grassland (tussock) on our final mission with Evan and Leah… to ascend Mount Doom (Mt. Ngauruhoe for all of you non Lord of the Rings fans). Could we do as well as Frodo and Sam and conquer this mountain? [I know, we are not supposed to try to “conquer” mountains in this post-modern world, but leave it aside, this is the mountain that has come to represent absolute evil in the universe (Hollywood). It needs to be conquered!].

 

Day 1, Friday, December 2: There had been some clouds on the horizon (not literally as it is a bright sunny day). The weather report had been ominous such that we had tried to shift reservations earlier in the week to a day earlier… But the campsites were booked. But now the latest weather says this afternoon will be showers, but tomorrow, the ascent day, will be fine, with a storm scheduled to roll in late on the third day (hopefully after we arrive at our hut). Day 1 is a simple four-hour traverse of the grasslands to our homey campsite by the hut. The mountain looms clearly above us, the scenery magnificent. The evening rain rolls in, less than we expect. Early to bed and all is set for the morning ascent.


Saturday, December 3: Early rise, no shine. Still, we can see the first ridge and the clouds on the peak are predicted to lift. Mist is in the air. A good early start (for us)… But not early enough to miss the hordes, the 500 plus people who start to tramp by us up the trail from their day hike drop off nearby (have you ever seen a remote mountain parking lot up a gravel road that had multiple lanes for tour bus drop offs?). They are doing this very famous 20 km alpine crossing (with a 2400 foot ascent), not counting our side trip up the peak… Most have only light daypacks so they are endlessly passing.


All shapes, ages and sizes zip and lumber by… those decked out in full gear, the Kiwis with shorts (even in cold weather), the jocks with a t shirt and shorts and nothing else, the woman limping with a reconstructed duct tape shoe, and the 10 year old with a prosthetic leg... Oh my god. Didn’t they read the multiple large trailhead warning signs… “Are you prepared? This is a dangerous high altitude crossing with unpredictable weather…” The approaches to Mt. Doom are not for the faint hearted or ill equipped, but here are a bunch of them. Frodo and Sam did not have to put up with this sort of crowd… This is not our idea of a romantic alpine peak ascent. Strike 1 for the mountain!



The track starts up and the low plants and mosses give way to black lava fields and steep slopes. The clouds settle in, the rain jackets come out, the mist thickens and the ridge envelopes with fog. Up we go with the hordes, bothered but feeling strong after three weeks of tramping elsewhere.


More rock, more lava, more black, more people…

To the ridge… more clouds, less visibility, more rain. No reason to go for the summit… what would we see beyond our hand? Strike 2 for the mountain…

But we can still get across the ridges and craters to our hut for the night. The clever WarPoTay trip planner has forseen possible bad weather and planned a route with a second opportunity at the peak the next day, we can conquer the mountain yet!… Up to the next ridge… more rain, wind, cold, fog… then a short brightening, a limited lifting... 


Would the clouds rise and give us a full view? Would the weather clear?... We stop for lunch to wait as the final hordes pass, wet and desperate to get off the ridges. Eureka, the lower crater clears for a minute… woomp… then driving rain, wind, climbing through scree across the most exposed ridge.


Pictures cease for fear of a drenched camera. Over the top and down to the hut… A tiny hut by NZ standards, crammed with people who are drenched and shivering. The camp site is a mud puddle and the new weather posting: Today- “occasional showers; Tomorrow: “heavy falls”; Following Day: “Rain”. Strike 3 for the mountain and we are out.

We abandon our conquest… two unplanned hours out to the day hike car park. A friendly New Zealander ferries us back to our car and by late evening we are warm in our Hamilton beds.

Sunday, December 4: We wake up dry as the rain pours down. A good decision but the mountain wins. We plot a return in the “Fall” with Shane and Chaiti. We have not measured up to Frodo and Sam!